Mrs. Wraith: I bought some intellectual reading material yesterday. Holds up a copy of Astronomy magazine, with a big headline reading, "When Stars Go Bang."
Wraith: You know what happens when stars go bang. Astronomers film it and they make star porn.
Mrs. Wraith: Omigod...
Wraith: Bowm-chicka-wow-wow...
Mrs. Wraith: Heads into the bedroom. I'm not listening to you...
Hey, she had her chance to run away, and she still said "I do."
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