Wraith: Hey, they have Hello Kitty squirt guns now!
Mrs. Wraith: Really?
Wraith: Yeah, and a 5 year old girl was just suspended for just talking about hers.
Mrs. Wraith: Why, because it's a squirting pussy?
Wraith: (chuckle) Good one. No, apparently it constituted a 'terroristic threat.'
Mrs. Wraith: I like my explanation better. It makes more sense.