Jen: There's a T-shirt of Schroedinger's cat vs. Pavlov's dog.
Me: Who won?
Jen: Looks like the cat.
Me: But, being Schroedinger's cat, we don't know if he won, really.
Jen: Well, we don't know until we check, but until then, he has both won and lost.
Me: This is why I love you...!